A look into the hilarity of the Victoria Court rooms

Indi showed me a link to the rooms and it kept us busy laughing the entire morning.
Disclaimer: I don’t do marketing for Victoria Court. I don’t know the owners and I haven’t been to a single branch. After seeing the rooms though, I think it would be nice to cook up a themed event. So indulge and laugh!

PRESENTING…

THE WOWOWEE ROOM

What the? Wowowee Room? Do you seriously want to spend your honeymoon or family holiday in the Wowowee room? What are you gonna do? Play games?
“Daddy! Daddy! Let’s play Wowowee. Kunwari you’re Willy. Mommy is Pokwang and we are the contestants!”

I thought that was the only outstanding room… but NO. Say hello to the

DEAL OR NO DEAL ROOM

So you just got married in a fairy tale wedding in Tagaytay Highlands. Rather than shelling out thousands more for a room in the exclusive vacation spot, you decide to check out THE DEAL OR NO DEAL ROOM AT VICTORIA COURT.
What a way to end the fairy-tale wedding! And did you notice the briefcases on the bed? HELLO BANKER!!!

You know what, the other rooms look pretty sane and normal. Just like this one which they call Okiya.


THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

Hmmm… Marshmallow? Oh yeah! The pillows do look like marshmallows! If you fancy a party in the style of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, then this is the room for you. Oh, do be warned that the pillows are NOT REAL MARSHMALLOWS, so I don’t wanna see you biting them off the bed and the walls.

Dandararaaa…

THE JUMONG ROOM

You have got to be kidding me. Named after the Korean telenovela on GMA 7, this room is THE ROOM for anyone who dreams of starring in a Korean series some day.

SHOCKING RED–DACQUIRI

I don’t know about you, but this is a little too bloody for me. Eeek! Scary!

HANGING GARDENS

Yesireee! The Hanging Gardens suite for the King Nebuchadnezzar in you.

GET READY FOR……………………………………..

THE AUSTIN POWERS SUITE! THREE VERSIONS.

THE AUSTIN POWERS ROOM IS THE SHIZNIT!
One day you plan a weekend getaway with the whole family. All your bags are packed and you’re ready to go. You’re standing there outside your door. I hate to wake you up… but a torrential downpour begins. (stop singing!!!)

Now you don’t want to disappoint your kids.

WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL?


Not the Ghostbusters silly.

Victoria Court! To keep kids entertained, hyped up and full of ADHD tendencies, check into the Austin Powers Room where colorful is an understatement. It’s freakishly Disney Channel colorful. Your kids will love it! Load up your CD player with Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush, Little Sunny Water, I Have Two Hands, Eensy Weensy Spider, Hooray for the Birthday Today, A – You’re Adorable, and other kindergarten songs and it will be the most fantastic weekend for them.



BALLOONS–perfect!

Behold… THE XMEN SUITE

Enough said. We understand, there are days when your mutant tendencies just surface so you need a quiet respite from the gray and frenzied hurly burly of the city life… (hey, you’re singing again).

MANO PO ROOM

So what exactly do you do in the Mano Po Room? See the two dragons on top? I can’t help it, but the song “Kung Fu Fighting” is playing in my head right now.
Coz everybody is Kung Fu Fighting
(te ne ne ne nen ten ten ten ten)
Your mind becomes fast as lightning (ten ne nen nen ten ten ten ten)
Although the future is a little bit fright’ning
(te ne ne ne nen ten ten ten ten)
It’s the book of your life that you’re writing (tweng tu tu tweng tu tu tung tung tweng)

We’re not finished yet! Behold… THE MATRIX SUITE!


It’s so green, it matches Elphaba’s wicked color. For the Keanu Reeves in you.

THE R2D2 SUITE

So you want a futuristic theme. This room boasts of robotic elements with a replica of Star Wars’ R2D2 keeping you company. “Wake up! Wake up! The ship is under attack. Wake up wake up.”

Now I ask you dear reader, if you were to create/design a room for Victoria Court what would it be? If you can provide drawings, that’s all the more FANTASTIC!

So okay… on my 18th birthday (ehm ehm cough cough) we’ll go check out the Deal or No Deal Room, YA? Game? Ano? Deal or no deal?

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